Shin-chan Noir – The Choco Bi Conspiracy Velvoid Anime Archive | White 220GSM Cotton-Lycra
The rain falls hard on Kasukabe tonight. One box of Choco Bi lies empty. One five-year-old detective just lit his tenth cigarette.
Shin-chan stands in the alley, trench coat flapping, fedora low, magnifying glass catching the neon glow. Shiro rocks a tiny matching hat like the loyal partner he is. Chalk outline of the victim shaped suspiciously like a butt. Someone’s going down… probably to do the elephant dance in shame.
Crisp monochrome inks + that single slash of blood-red scarf on pure white cotton. The cleanest, meanest anime parody tee ever pressed.
Bio-washed & pre-shrunk – stays fresh and fitted forever
Bright white base that makes the black inks and red accent scream
High-definition DTF print – every smoke wisp and biscuit crumb in razor detail
Unisex fit that looks lethal on anyone
Wear it when the group chat goes quiet. Wear it when someone says Shin-chan isn’t high art. Just shrug, light a candy cigarette, and whisper: “The truth is out there… buried under Hiroshi’s sofa.”
Details Fabric: 90% cotton / 10% lycra | 220GSM | Machine wash cold, inside out | Case never closed.
